• me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

im so used to being in my apartment that when i come home its a really awkward adjustment. my bed faces the opposite way at home and half-awake i went to grab my phone and smacked my already bruised hand against the wall. :(



sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing


it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser


like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??